About Geoff
Name: Geoff (Obviously)
Age: 26
Occupation: Primary school teacher (and after being inspected by Ofsted I can now say that I am officially 'A GOOD TEACHER!')
Marital Status: Engaged
Ambitions: Now at I've bought myself a massive wide-screen TV with digital surround sound, my new ambition is to see a UFO (and a real one at that)!
Three words to describe myself: I'll need far more than three to give an accurate picture
Favourite food: Chicken Madras (or any Italian/ Chinese foods)
Favourite colour: Yellow
Favourite TV show: Buffy/ X-Files (can't decide which one is best. Oh and The Simpsons, and Star Trek TNG/ DS9/ Voyager)
Favourite band: Led Zepellin
Favourite film: Labyrinth, Ghostbusters, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Amelie. (In fact there are loads of films that I love. Any Jackie Chan film for example.)
Favourite superhero: Batfink -(Click here to hear those immortal words.)
Favourite actor: Hmmmmm, Harrison Ford but Bruce Campbell is the king of Cheesy Actors
Favourite actress: Sarah Michelle Gellar (surprise, surprise.) but then again, Kirstin Dunst was great in Spider-Man.
Favourite motorway service station: South Mimms
Favourite mountain range: The Andes (because it's possible to make a really stupid joke about them.)
Favourite biscuit: Garibaldi
Favourite ice-cream flavour: Toffee
Favourite made-up word: Bimplarpy
Thing I wished I had invented: It has to be bubble wrap, (or Velcro maybe!)
Can hold my breath for: 10 minutes (whilst selling some fine leather jackets.)
Favourite pizza topping: Spinach and ricotta
Favourite fruit: Lychees
Do you have any pets? Had a few Sea Monkeys but they died.
Favourite toothbrush colour: Blue.
How many arms do I have? Two
What would you like Jim to fix for you? I would like to become a Liverpool player for the day. (So I can show some of the defenders HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS!)
Favourite saying: That'll learn ya'.
Who do I think built the Pyramids: Lots and lots of hungry, underfed Egyptians, being whipped on my their multi-tentacled alien masters.
If you've got any more pointless questions you want added to the list, email me at geoff@madferrets.co.uk